Displayed inside a display cabinet on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a neon pink outfit worn by Robbie Williams. The concert in front of 100,024 spectators was considered a success.
You might not appreciate Robbie Williams. You might think he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, conceding that some songs are belting while others are terrible.
The point being is that amusement can take many forms. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to create art or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Test Format
Test cricket boasts unrivalled depth. It's difficult to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on the environment.
The climate, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the pitch.
If the format is art, the strip is the foundation on which the players create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The MCG Match
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport dismantled and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
This is not a justification of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the series.
Having 10mm of grass on the wicket, causing 36 wickets falling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is incorrect.
The long game is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and counting. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting because of the patience devoted elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are embraced more freely than others.
The contention in during the match was that the balance was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the best players were hindered from playing their natural game.
The format is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the situation and adapting appropriately. The two highest individual contributions were made by recognized stars. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Try telling the devotees who have endured years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In a corner of the ground, countless fans made noise and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a bastion of national pride.
There was hope as the attack surged, advantage when the top order fought back, and unconditional love when the win was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with difficult wickets. In the past, a game there featured a pitch with all the life of a a non-event.
That match was a grind, with limited drama and slow play. This recent match and that previous match are extreme ends of the spectrum – both are not perfect, yet significance can be attached to them.
At this stage into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will live longest in the history books.
"It's not the demise of the format at all," said a former player. "The people who have been fortunate to see these two days have been given some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this match, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The team protected him, bringing back the joy to his persona.
Emerging talents performed with crucial roles. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to ensure long-term success, but something to build on.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other memorable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the team congregated on the field to start their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, men. This victory was hard-fought.